Here are some new features you'll find in Retro Knight v2.0!
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Bug Fixes/Minor Enhancements!
  • Will remove/simplify Gemologist animation.
  • All stores will get their merchendise refreshed. New items! New things they want to buy!
  • Various improvements here and there. Inventory and pause menu to get minor updates.
Level 2 Upgrade! *Major Upgrade*
You will soon be able to upgrade to a Level 2 Knight! Which means ...
The Twilight Forest! *Major Upgrade*
On par with The Mushroom Plains, Twilight Forest is a huge area full of monsters and treasures, and maybe a Relic of General Importance! This 'Legend of Zelda' area will feature familiar monsters, a scary forest, an mysterious palace, some friendly cave dwellers, and more stuff I'm not going to tell you about.
Farming! *Major Upgrade*
If you own a house, you will be able to farm! You can grow up to 25 things at a time, just be sure to water them every day, or else!
New Playable Characters!
This round of additions will feature new minor characters from Retro Knight: The Secretary, Angela Pimlot, Mr. Dumpy, and one who shall remain nameless. One thing I am trying to do with this new cast is to make it where playing as them isn't really 'helpful' exactly. Some of these characters will be free to play as, just they don't really help all the time. Some situations they will be great, others they just plain suck.
New Enemies!
  • Kanights
  • Ghosties
  • Zorbas
  • Ghostie King
  • Fire Boxes
  • Hot Pads
New Hidden Areas!
Did you know there are Hidden Areas on the map? There are five right now, and I will be adding more!
New Weapons!
  • 4 Different kinds of Boomerangs

Here is what was updated in Retro Knight v1.6!
Bug Fixes
  • Various improvements to pause menu and select levels.
Game Improvements
  • Glass Jars
  • New features to allow for major Store upgrades.

Here is what was updated in Retro Knight v1.5!
Bug Fixes
  • Various improvements to pause menu and select levels.
Game Improvements
  • New Lawn Editor
  • Broken Mines open w/ new Orders to try out.
  • Ninja Stars
  • New foods: Apple Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Cherry Pie, Chimichangs, Churros, Dark Beer, and Bananas.

Here is what was updated in Retro Knight v1.4.
Bug Fixes
  • Immunity Stats location to be fixed. Off by a little bit.
  • Error when trying to use the Magic Flute on the map corrected.
  • Book of Barrels continue even if the game is paused. Now they stop.
  • Aparently running out of stamina does nothing. Fixed.
  • Added captions for Confetti Gun and Flame Thrower.
  • Balloon Bafoon isn't even working right. Arg. Fixed now.
  • Error fixed when it says you "completed your orders", but you didn't.
  • Adjustments made to 'night vision' mode.
  • Error fixed when trying to use a Scooter on the map.
  • Shopping fixes.
  • Adjustments with (SPOILER) and what happens after.
Game Improvements
  • Royal Sword, Hunter's Knife, Katana, and Lance all added to the game. Some sold. Some found. They will appear once all platforms have been upgraded to v1.41.
  • Syncing with now allows IVG users to sync to their accounts and earn Points. Not useful for casual gamers, nor beneficial. Totally awesome for IVG users.

Here is what was updated in Retro Knight v1.3.
Bug Fixes
What update isn't without bug fixes?
  • A mysterious error with the Book of Leaves. Seems to be a 'broken' book you might find occasionally. Still works 99% of the time.
  • Need to re-verify toggles on Settings menu.
  • When blind, pausing the game causes the ability to see for a moment.
  • Zombies sometimes turn into Goos when launched into the air.
  • Torches on walls now no longer will be seen in the rain (but yours still works, weird).
  • End Score visual adjustments.
  • Error with Orange Blocks.
  • Purple Gems were not helping you combat Poison faster. Now they are.
  • Errors with the Course Quests not replacing you in the game when completed have hopefully been dealt with.
  • Errors with the Top Scores showing 'undefined' should be fixed now.
  • Error with Boss Orders being completed when you defeat a Horde.
  • Duckies! I added too many Duckies and never did the third panel of inventory. My bad. If you get enough Duckies to unlock the third panel of items, and all you see are Wooden Swords, hang in there! I'll do another upgrade and those will be unlocked. Didn't realize I had that many Duckies yet.
  • You can currently use Fairy Stones in the (Spoiler). That is not supposed to happen.
Game Improvements
Here are a few minor fixes and improvements I made. I like them, and I'm sure you will too!
  • New Detailed Stats menu. Pause, and tap your stats for a few more details!
  • Badges are now purple. So what. Also ending screens for Kings Orders and Mini Quests are now Purple and Green instead of Gold and Purple. Makes more sense to me.
  • "Shake" added to the graphic when you try to enter an area but you don't have enough badges.
  • As originally planned... now all Map Zones only appear once you get near them, making it a little harder to find secret spots. Sorry. It was always supposed to be that way. Gotta search!
  • Challenge format to be 'replaced'. I had a system that was more random and less of a 'playlist'. The Random system seems to not be working right, so I have reverted back to the Playlist style for the time being. Users won't really notice the difference, but from a programming standpoint, the Random is much better and easier to add to.
  • Blue Mushrooms now cause you to be automatically charged to a Level 1 Retro Attack. You can go higher if you want. I'll add them to more places.
  • Immunity Popups now appear to tell you what you are immune to! They appear next to the Health Meter.
  • Ice Sword now shoots Ice Cubes instead of Snow Balls. Ice Cubes will FREEZE enemies, and you can now shatter them in one hit. Ice Cubes take more Retro Points, though.
Third Tier Orders!
You might have noticed that when you complete your Daily Orders, you are given the option to seek out a Treasure Portal. That's fun. Well ... now there will be a set of orders after THAT! What do you think of that? You still won't be able to get any more badges, but you can get lots more treasure. I can tell you right now that this third tier is NOT what you think. UPDATE: You will earn a 2nd Daily Badge for completing this set of orders! Neat!
Play as Boozer The Clown!
Visit the Hobo Camp and see if Boozer The Clown will join you on your adventures! Voice acted by Gabe Wilson! Check out the real Boozer The Clown at
Play as Dr. Kockpocalipse and Gorpee!
The Playable Characters Roster will get a quick boost as two more playable characters willbe added for v1.2. Dr. Kockpocalipse is not as easy to find as Angus and Boozer, so you'll have to seek him out. Plus he sells some very interesting weapons that may come in handy! Voice acted by ... me! Check out more about Dr. Kockpocalipse over here at
The Balloon Baffoon!
You can already see him on the map, and now The Balloon Baffoon will be ready to fly you to distant places far from Kingdomland. This is a chance to unlock new areas and explore for even more treasures. Think of it as DLC, but you're not really downloading it. You can save all "Tickets" you buy and travel to these new places any time you want (as long as you can find The Balloon Baffoon). Rumor is that he will also take you to far away places still in Kingdomland, but that is just a rumor. NOTE: As of v1.2, there will only be two extra maps to buy. I am hoping to make it so that I can add new maps without having to update the App to a new version.
Konky Dong Dam!
You might be wondering why some of those Blue Spots on the map are empty. Well, The Builder Brigade has their eyes on those spots and are looking to build some cool stuff. Funding is lacking, so they might need some Gnit from you in order to make these Kingdomland upgrades. The first will be up near Konky Dong Dam, and their construction may unlock a few surprises (it totally will).
Granted, in the game I just call them 'Scooters', but now you can get a Vespa! For the time being, the Vespa is just a powerup, but this one lets you park it! You can return the Vespa to the spot you found it and recharge it. You can even OWN a Vespa, but they are not cheap, and it will wear down every time you hit an enemy or crash it. Obviously you can park it/put it in your inventory. Check out an early demo video.
New Fish!
Five new fish will be added to select ponds. Yes, I have total control over which fish are in which areas.
New Power Ups!
The Book of Barrels has been turned into a Powerup. Look for it in select spots. Three other powerups have been added, but ... shhhh.
New Foods: Popsicles!
You can now find popsicles in Retro Knight, but you won't find them in Kingdomland. Wait, what?! Bring them back and see if people might enjoy this foreign treat.
A Few New Weapons!
A few new weapons are now for sale, but I won't say what yet.
New Orders!
I can add new Orders to Retro Knight even without an App Update, but suffice to say by this point, some new Orders will be added. You may even see these pop up at The Questmaster's Camp before King Kerupt assigns them!