Created, programmed, and voiced by Noah B. Wilson. Music by Noah B. Wilson and Vince Lubinsky.

Who is playing right now? ghastly, adrael

CURRENT EVENTS / CONTESTS / NEWS
1/19/18 - Retro Knight 3.3 will be out soon. This wasn't necessarily the update I had in mind, but it'll do. This update was needed to improve performance on iPads, and boy did it. Even if the game was mostly working okay for you, you might notice it running even better. If you never noticed and issue, you still won't. The file size of the game has become dramatically smaller, but at the trade off that you'll have slightly longer load times when you enter a new area. Also because I don't want to do another update for a while, I tossed in the Cooking update in this one. Thirty (30!) new foods have also been added, but you have to cook them. The Cooking Guide has also been added to this site. Mobile Guide still under construction.
1/5/18 - Retro Knight 3.5 is coming in March already! Wow! This will be a slightly more "inward facing" update as I will expand on the areas that already exist on the map. There will be new Quests, new areas to unlock which are currently vacant, and I'll be taking the time to polish up a few areas that need some love. However, this update is not going to be without expansion and new features. For all those who own a HOUSE in the game, you will be able to use a new Kitchen option to try and cook up new foods and potions. It is highly likely that NONE of the things you can cook in your kitchen will be found for sale elsewhere. Maybe one more two will be if I really like them, but most are only made here. This means that there will be about 30-40 new foods added to the inventory. Also, I hope to add a new mini-game you will have to unlock as well: a Hang Glider game over on Skeleton Ridge. It will be like the River Ride game as you will also be able to travel as you play. You'll have to pay the Builder Bros to make you a Gondala to get up the mountain, but then you can leap off and sail to one of three places on the map. Phew. That's a long post.
1/3/18 - V3.2 has a nice update! Retro Knight 3.2 was mostly about fixing some bugs, but then I added the ability to sell more items in stores. This update will lay the groundwork for making it easier to clear out your inventory, and even sell weapons! The system is plugged in, but it will take some time to update each and every store to want to buy more items from you. There are over 100 stores!
12/20/18 - Screw it. 3.0 is dropping now! Retro Knight 3.0 is now available for all platforms. I am having issues with the Google Play store as the app has grown beyond their 100MB threshold and they are being lame about it. If you have the Android version, you can download the .apk file directly from me, so for a limited time, its free for new users. Lucky you!
12/19/18 - Version 3.0 on Schedule! Actually sort of ahead! Retro Knight 3.0 will drop on/around the 1st of January! Happy New Year indeed! I have crammed in a few other features and updates, and have officially completed designing Balloon Bird Bluffs. The only thing that is really left for me to create are levels, stores, and civilians, which are actually not done within the game itself. Therefore, I can submit the update to the appropriate places and get it approved while still working on the final areas. There are still some places on Sacred Island to finish off, and I will be also updating things beyond the big release such as stores, fishing holes, can some map-related updates. Then I can move on to version 4.0, which I'm going to currently slate for May 2019.
12/6/18 - New (small) area! Personally, I'm not a huge fan of the map of Kingdomland. I'll admit, it doesn't really offer the fun of "Freeroaming" like I always dreamed of. That's my bad. However, I am opening a new area near Poison Pines which will connect that area to the plains north of the Lava Mines. It will be much faster than going through Skeleton Ridge, but 25 Badges are still required to use it. While the bridge going across the river is Springboard Bridge, this area is actually called Ponch's Pass.
OLDER UPDATES



Are you ready for REAL mobile adventure? Welcome to Retro Knight, an action/RPG/sandbox game that offers retro-inspired adventure not found on other mobile games! Play as Grudge, the newest dim-witted knight to be recruited by King Kerupt and General Jerkface, as he starts a quest to not only became the greatest knight in all of Kingdomland, but also to recover the Relics of General Importance and rid the land of monsters. Are you ready to get back to real, retro-powered adventure? Are you ready for Retro Knight?
Go Where You Want! Venture over the countryside at your own pace, exploring where you desire in this free-roaming map full of secrets. There's always something to do!
Set Up Your Own Pad! Buy your own house (or four) to store more items, decorate how you like with a built-in map editor, and even take a nice nap!
Enjoy A Living World! Enjoy a world that operates on a real-time clock! Weather patterns, night/day changes, traveling shops and events, and even sales in select stores!
Do Your Job! Accept daily orders from your King to earn Badges and unlock new, top secret areas.
Be The Best Knight! Compete against other players in high-score specific arcade areas, or simply to see who has eaten the most tacos.
Farm! If you are looking for the simple life, you can buy some land, a small field, and work the land to grow crops! Smart system requires you to take care of your little seeds.
Hundreds of Items, Weapons, and Armor! Equip dozens of different weapons, armors, and equip hundreds of different items, accessories, and magical tools (some of which might have been borrowed from other classic retro games).
A Genre Mash-up of Fun! Pick up arcade-style power-ups to unleash new abilities on the monsters that long to eat you like the Fire Sword or Bottled Lightning.
Visit Many Unique Towns! Shop at over 100 different stories in nearly a dozen different towns!
Bask In Nostalgia! Enjoy classically-inspired elements from retro games like Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Bubble Bobble, Castlevania, Joust, Balloon Fight, Metroid, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Bomberman, and more!
Seriously, you need this game. Hurry up and download Retro Knight for iPhone or iPad, or olay online now on this site! (Flash Player required.)









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