May 13th, 2022. Grudge is back.

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After Apple and Google ended Grudge's adventures in the mobile space, he's back and better than never.

For those that may not know, the amazing Retro Knight: The Relics of General Importance can no longer be updated with new adventures thanks to Apple and Google's TOS. I spent three years building that beast, and now its living on life support. The furthest you can get in the game is to Level 4, and then sadly it just ends. I hope you still enjoy playing it as it was a labor of love, and I hope it can still live on your devices for years to come.

However, I am happy to say that Grudge isn't going away. In fact, I'm going to work hard to make sure he never leaves.
On May 13th, 2022, Retro Knight: The Poorly Animated Series debuts. Here. Free. For all.
Grudge is back for six, 11-minute adventures. Also featuring Brick the Blacksmith, Sally Workload the Secretary, General Jerkface, and more, Grudge is ready to go on all new adventures through a newly remodeled Kingdomland. And that's not all because and he's brought some of his old pals from Anarchy Island like Dr. Kockpocalipse, Johnny Thunderpants, Boozer and Stubs, and more we haven't scripted yet. This cartoon series will feature great parodies of 80s and 90s nostalgia, plus a ton of those retro video games found in Retro Knight: The Relics of General Importance.
In addtion, Retro Knight: The Trails of Daily Monotony will go into production and be an "as close as I can possibly do" remake of "General Importance", only right here on this website in HTML5/Javascript. It will be more of a simulation like Animal Crossing and less of an RPG like Zelda. Your goal will not be to directly beat the game but rather to explore the vast world, oceans, unlock new islands, gather new weapons and armors, and even unlock as swath of new mini games that may or may not be direct parodies of the video games I'm already parodying on the islands themselves? Can Grudge golf? Drive a race car? Shoot ducks? Maybe Grudge will come up with some new things to do apart from smashing up monsters.
So what do I want from you? Nothing but your constant support, and I'm not talking about money. This website will be free to enjoy (with a few purchasing options for those who want extra stuff). Retro Knight has always been a labor of love with no desire to turn it into some money-making scheme, but I also love making bonus features and some other people who are joining me on this trip are worthy of paying. So with that in mind, send me some love back via Twitter or Discord. Tell me you want more Retro Knight, a new series and game which I hope none of those evil companies can screw with.
- Noah B. Wilson (Grudge), January 26th, 2022